January 2012
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propheezy replied to your post: im juggling so many games right now skyrim star…
what lvl u in skyrim?!
15 dawg u?
saranohache:
thanksicouldhelpbro:
quixon:
kohthefacestealer:
Where can I get a free abortion? I’m 18 and yeah make fun of me for having sex but I was just living my life but yeah I’m really not ready for a child!
I need to know where I can get a free abortion! I don’t wanna use my money because I’m saving up for a new phone. Thaaaaaaaanks :)
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if i had $1 for every “my new years kiss is gonna be my cat” post i’ve seen on my dashboard today
i’d have $6
some people call me the space cowboy
im juggling so many games right now
skyrim
star wars the force unleashed
god of war
skyward sword
ive been playing this yugioh game on my ds for a while now and i love it
pokemon
i still haven’t finished assassin’s creed fuck
and mortal kombat vs dc universe
shit
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Soundgarden|Black Hole Sun
what did one chicken say to the other chicken
who cares i have a really big boner right now and its really awkward because im about to go to the living room and im just stalling right now
The 2011 Tumblr Awards!
The nominees for best faggot are
jovan (katara)
christopher (sourcechelseawoosh)
jovan
jayden (paleteenblogger)
jovan
make your pick by texting FAG followed by their corresponding number to 69696
8:55 and everyone is already drunk
by 9 everyone’s gonna be passed out
by 10 they’ll awaken and drink some more
by 11 they’ll pass out again
by 12 they’ll forget why the hell they were partying for
happy new years!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chrischeese replied to your post: hohokev replied to your post: my 2011 idk idr i…
dont you guys go out or something
idk i think she hates me :|
why are there so many fucking guards everywhere
man everybody’s so new
idk if that’s good because i’ve been around longer
or bad because….i’ve been around longer
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hohokev replied to your post: my 2011 idk idr i went to school idk man i…
ina
i thought it had to be things that were important and actually matted?
my 2011
idk
idr
i went to school
idk man
i didn’t really do anything
yeah ok
December 2011
jeefberky:
up my butt and around da corner
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niggasinparishilton asked: my nigga just do your time brah. sleep that shit off and u boosie
is it worth paying 2000 gold in skyrim for a bounty or is it better to just kill everyone?
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arrojenkins replied to your post: obama would pick new years eve to sign a bill like…
Like anyone was ever really paying attention anyway
i was literally gonna add that to the post but was too lazy to type more
but yeah you’re right
obama would pick new years eve to sign a bill like this
everyone’s so caught up in parties and shit they won’t even pay attention
good move, captain
watch out guys obama’s got you by the nuts now and you cant do anything about it
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Be careful what you fish for.
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furanose:
Things that should stay in 2011:
hashtags on facebook
picknic
instagram
swag
rebecca black
certain memes
filipinos
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badwolf- replied to your post: goooood morning GOOD MORNING
to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<3333333333333333333333333333333
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lmfao you trying to find my ‘me’ tag lol try harder
hitmonchan or hitmonlee?
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NOPE NOT HERE EITHER BUT NICE TRY
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NOPE LOL
Me: what do you want for your birthday?
Girl: awwwwwwwwwwww, you don't have to get me anything :)))))
Me: k
Girl: what the fuck....you're not getting me anything????
Lily Excuses
I can’t go, there are guys in my house fixing a window (for 5 hours)
I can’t go, my mom needs me to pick her up…wait nevermind i found money…I mean my mom doesn’t need me anymore…
Lily: *picks up phone* Hello? Me: Lily where are you? Did you just wake up? Lily: Yes… Me: *hangs up*
so what beyonce gave brith?
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I take really long showers and pretend im a salmon swimming up a waterfall
“Sometimes when I’m alone I get naked, make a nice fresh plate of spaghetti...”
– Anonymous
rehearsing conversations in my head that i might have with people in the future but most likely will never happen
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the end of 2011 usually means “the best of 2011” shows
where the stupid commercials go
“who will be your #1 pick of 2011?
katy perry had us taking off like a firework
chris brown had us looking at him now with a great comeback
rihanna helps us find love with her new album
and jay-z & kanye west both had cray years to say the least
stay tuned to see who will be your #1...
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supa hot fire…i spit that
mcdonalds dollar sweet tea….i drink that
extremely massive, chunky and explosive diarrhea….i got that
Skyrim help!
I killed like 5 dragons and absorbed their souls but I don’t get any new shouts in the Shouts menu????????????? What am I doing wrong????????????/
i remember one time at mcdonalds when i was like 11
i got my food and yeah i was all happy with my mom and sister
and i look to my left
see this really fat chick who was like dazing into space with a food in her mouth
i was like ew
then i noticed she had cheese around her mouth
and i was like gagging
then i noticed she had armpit hair
then i threw up
yeah fuck that bitch she was probably...
new to skyrim
enter new town at night
see locked door
lockpick it
caught by guard
pay fine, take me to jail or fight?
fight
3 guards on my ass
run for a while and stay hidden
save for idk what reason
come out of hiding spot
die
recover last save
repeat steps 11 - 13
