March 2012
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what are you 3 favorite pokemon types?
mine are electric, ice & dark in that order yup
i hope rick santorum take a week’s vacation from his campaign and wakes up on a friday during lent thinking it’s thursday, trips out of his bed and stumbles into the kitchen fries bacon and eats and then looks at the calender and cries and brings the toaster and an extension cable with him into the shower
i’d bone casey anthony but you don’t see me making posts about it
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kimsfairytaledivorce-deactivate asked: im obsessed with fennec foxes because of you theyre precious
lilbabysnake:
i want my baby’s first word to be “bakas”
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literallysame:
wowwwww ivan stood me up left before I got there
DID I OR DID I NOT SAY 7:30 MOTHAFUCKA UGH AND I HAD TO FINISH A PROJECT DUE TOMORROW SOOOOOOOO
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum is doing the dishes and the water is too hot
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Anonymous asked: You should turn anonymous submission on. So I can send you my boobs.
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cowboybeboop asked: why did your blog redirect me to a fake youtube congratulations youre a winner page?? yesterday
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February 2012
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ohMYGOd some kid opened his laptop and porn was playing with the volume up & everything
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Anonymous asked: you're handsome
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people that try to argue & disprove my conspiracy posts
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Anonymous asked: what animal is that in your buy me one tag omgggggg its adorable
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ivanoooze:
Martin Luther King Jr. was more than a man who helped abolish segregation in America but also a man who warned us about the future.
MLKJ backwards is JKLM
The 10th, 11th, 12th and 13th letters consecutively.
10 + 11 + 12 + 13 = 46
He died at age 39.
46 - 39 = 7
He had 4 kids.
7 + 4 = 11
How many times did MLKJ say “I have a Dream” in his speech?
9 times
9/11
He had a...
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Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today...
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hylianbabe replied to your post: hylianbabe: My dashboard is a constant reminder…
ITS NOT THE FUCKING SAME
i….m…..s….o..r….r…y……
hylianbabe:
My dashboard is a constant reminder that I will never be a white girl
thank you Ivan
BUT YOU ARE CUTE OKAY
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doctordude:
leap year would be neat if a really cool looking frog was made the president of the world for the extra day