April 2012
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honeydi-p replied to your post: also something i’ve been doing as a kid when i get…
i did that with the news lol
omg the NEWS kdsjnfaksj im just imagining 100 of egyptians rebelling, throwing shit, lighting things on fire signing to fight for your right to party by the beastie boys
also something i’ve been doing as a kid when i get bored is a put a cartoon on and mute it and play a song loud and make believe their singing it
it’s really funny actually don’t look at me like im crazy try it
sometimes i have conversations in my head when im listening to music with the song??? like
rihanna: just gonna stand here and watch me burn
me: no i was gonna call an ambulance
rihanna: but that’s alright because i love the way it hurts
me: oh well then ok carry on
rihanna: just gonna stand here and hear me cry
me: nah, i’m just gonna leave
rihanna: but that’s alright...
what if the real april fool’s prank is that there’s no april fool’s day and the guy who made it just pranked us all into believing it was actually real
we’re all suckas
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why aren’t you babies live blogging the kids choice awards
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no love cry only when babies die
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i sag not to show my ass
but kiss it girl
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March 2012
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“in my car” had 18 plays in my ipod 2 days ago
it has 94 now omg
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incises replied to your post: kasf replied to your post: my sister has this…
has she seen that movie the number 23 lmao she should watch it
YEAH that was the movie her current boyfriend and she watched when they got together and that’s when she was like “dude this number 23 is everywhere”
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kasf replied to your post: my sister has this thing with the number “23”…
it would have been cooler if her birthday was 23 days before the end of the world.
yeah i was like HOW MANY DAYS APART IS…oh just 10 but then i realized it was 23 days away from my mom’s bday which is not as freaky but still COOL
my sister has this thing with the number “23” that’s kinda freaky
her birthday is December 11: 12 + 11 = 23
she’s had 3 official boyfriends and they started on October 23, November 23 and December 23
she lost her bookbag once when she was little when she got off a train on 23rd street and again lost her phone a couple years ago getting off a different train on 23rd...
one syllable words are funny
butt
chair
plum
fart
ranch
cow
goat
fuck & you have 4 letters for a reason ;) #boomxbitch :P
ash: i wonder if they still love me after i let them go
brock: of course, ash. you were their friend.
meanwhile
butterfree: his mom deadass kicked him out the house at 10 years old dude shit even his own MOM couldn't stand his bullcrap and i don't blame her
pidgeot: and then this nigga ash said "lap dance!? no! i wanted a lapras!" hahahahah what a fucking faggot
lapras: he ugly as shit
squirtle: i mean hes cool if you're into down syndrome
primeape: he can eat a sack of dicks for all i care
ash: i guess you're right brock. best friends no matter what :')
don’t you ever wish you were your biggest crush’s dad just to say you held their naked body once and you kissed them and touched them in places and you would spank them whenever they did something and smack that ass so hard mmmm yeah ((groans)) i wish i was my biggest crush’s dad
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idc what you guys think because at the end of the day im still better, smarter and look better than all of you
yo on the real
big time rush is funny as hell
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calumon replied to your post: oh yeah cars
did you see cars 2 omfg
no omg i saw cars 1 and it wasn’t that good but everyone’s saying how much cars 2 sucks jesus is it THAT bad
oh yeah
cars
im waiting for that one pixar movie that sucks so bad
its not gonna happen is it?
everytime i listen to ‘in my car’ and uno’s verse comes up i just start laughing oskdjlngfas
“i sag not to show my ass but kiss it girl yeah lick it off”
whAT?DSLFNDS
it’s not always rainbows and butterflies
it’s compromise that moves us along
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
A list of things that do not offend people
• • • • •
why are all the dots black you fucking racist
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my teeth hurt owwwww idk WHY
like when i bite down with a little force my gums feel like they’re about to bleed
i brush all the time thooooooooooooo well except for that one night last weekend when i knocked out and forgot to bursh my teeth BUT I BRUSHED EXTRA HARD THE NEXT MORNING
still tho
ow
fuck
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