oh god help me

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May 2012

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#omg brittany u r so pretty #perfect~

gee i hope all my new followers love nuggets, pokemon & women’s butts because i’m gonna be posting a shitload of them :*

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gerard-gay:

i dont understand how people just take newborn infants and make soup out of them 

Apr 30, 201231 notes

i tried to say “peace” and “deuces” at the same time

and said “pieces”

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“oh wow that post looks scary

oh wait ivan posted it nvm”

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Yeah holy fuck. :| I agree with the last anon there, I'm scared to listen too. What does it sound like?

it’s hard to explain. it’s a very distinct sound and it’s very loud. lots of screaming and it kinda sounds like nails to a chalkboard. idk just play 20 seconds of it.

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#Anonymous
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Listen

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly give their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th century Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk. 

Apr 30, 2012179,793 notes

most inspiring lil wayne lyrics

  1. almost drowned in the pussy so i swam to her butt
  2. you think your shit don’t stink but you are mrs P U
  3. i wear them skinny jeans so you can see my fat wallet
  4. when im done she hold me like a conversation weezy baby
  5. i’m down like the economy
  6. i’m back like i forgot something
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“▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼ ◄ ▲ Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos”

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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April 2012

Man I’m so sociable irl and shit and if you knew me in person, not to toot my own horn, Im funny and a joy to be around and I could be the bestest friend you’d ever have but I could never maintain a conversation via text, on the phone, Facebook, etc. It’s too boring for me and it makes me look like a boring dickwad. As much as I love being alone and shit I’m such a better person when I’m not.

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