oh god help me
Actual conversion while I was waiting for Ceilidh
Security Guard: you can't be here. Are you waiting for someone?
Me: yeah my girlfriend
Security Guard: when does he or she get out?
Me: well my GIRLfriend gets out in like 20 or something SHE said
Security Guard: oh have you ask him or her if you can wait inside cause you can't be out here
Me: you know my girlfriend is like uhm a girl
Security Guard: well I don't wanna judge
Me: ...
Security Guard: ...
Me: ...
Security Guard: ...
Me: ...
Security Guard: you have 20 minutes
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