richwhitelesbian:

karigan:

Gay community: We want equal rights! Fairness! Justice!
Me: So, the best way to do that is by getting me to retract my religious beliefs?
Gay community: Yes. It’s only fair!
Me: Couldn’t you just change existing laws/policies to allow adoption/taxes/next of kin/inheritance/spousal benefits without regard to sex, age or race? Like the Title VII of the Civil Rights Act says?
Gay community: ……
Me: And then I could keep my religious definition of marriage and you could get all the legal benefits I have.
Gay community: But that’s……hmmmm, why can’t we do that?
Me: Because that would actually make legal sense and your movement is more or less fueled by emotional outrage and exciting media coverage.
Gay community: Oh. Right. Equality! Fairness! We want justice!
Me: Arrrrghhh.

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