oh god help me
Would you date a BBW?
Anonymous

i would date anyone with a good heart and the buys me nuggets 

If I buy you a laptop will you love me
Anonymous

more than anything

you are so kawaii it hurts
Anonymous

wish i could say the same ooo burn *calls 911* hello yes i would like to report a fire on anon’s swag. yes i burned them really hard just now HA my address? im under arrest? damn brah 

Shitguzzler Dickweed McFuckerton
Anonymous

I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT POKEMON! I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT E VERYTHING IM A FUCKING GOD
Anonymous

you suck a pokemon bitch
Anonymous

i will whoop ya ass b*t*h

Does anyone pronounce it "eeevahn"?
Anonymous

my family :T

I'm into choking and it has nothing to do with rape fantasies (I'm a girl). Oxygen deprivation increases the orgasm.
Anonymous

yah girls say that shit in bed and shit but when they cough up a lung that’s when im doin 25 years on a rape and attempted murder charge and the bitch splurgin off my $37.24 in my bank account

if i was your girlfriend, i'd propose to you right now
Anonymous

if i was youre girlfriend, i'd suck you so goooooood(:
Anonymous

you can’t fool me grandma i know that’s you