
Anonymous
i would date anyone with a good heart and the buys me nuggets
If I buy you a laptop will you love me

Anonymous
you are so kawaii it hurts

Anonymous
wish i could say the same ooo burn *calls 911* hello yes i would like to report a fire on anon’s swag. yes i burned them really hard just now HA my address? im under arrest? damn brah
Shitguzzler Dickweed McFuckerton

Anonymous
I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT POKEMON! I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT E VERYTHING IM A FUCKING GOD

Anonymous

Anonymous
i will whoop ya ass b*t*h
Does anyone pronounce it "eeevahn"?

Anonymous
I'm into choking and it has nothing to do with rape fantasies (I'm a girl). Oxygen deprivation increases the orgasm.

Anonymous
yah girls say that shit in bed and shit but when they cough up a lung that’s when im doin 25 years on a rape and attempted murder charge and the bitch splurgin off my $37.24 in my bank account
if i was your girlfriend, i'd propose to you right now

Anonymous
if i was youre girlfriend, i'd suck you so goooooood(:

Anonymous
you can’t fool me grandma i know that’s you