u up?
You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?
nice tits
cant believe i nutted in my own vagoo and im pregnant with myself. cant wait to be born! can we get 5000 likes?
have u queefed today?
u ever hear a song u havent heard of in years and immediately fart
Not telling anybody.
Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….
Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…
guess what im doing? definitely not fingerblasting my own ass